Profiling...Damn Right

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. And this present course as set by our leaders in D.C. is where we are headed. Defeat.

Muslim extremist have long been at war with America. Only recently have we, begrdudginly, acknowledged, but only as a nuiasnace.

And so as we travel, we take off our shoes, hand over our hairspray (God, how Uncle Bob hates that one), check our shampoo, and now maybe show what's hidden in our underwear, etc.

Old ladies and children checked and rechecked for an explosive in Malibu Barbie or bottle of Geritol.

Yet we are too politically correct to take a second look at Samar Al ben Ima Skyhook.

These events are actual events from history. They really happened! Do you remember?


HERE'S THE TEST

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3.. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in
his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy
diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other
was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of
people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. And now we can add: In 2009, 31 people wounded and 13 American Soldiers murdered on base at Fort Hood.

The answers to to the above? Each and everyone:

You guessed it - A Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40.

Uncle Bob is guessing Barry never took this test @ Harvard. Just a hunch.

Uncle Bob, the Underwear Bomber, and Barry

Well from the looks of this picture, Uncle Bob was totally off base in my previous post. I was concerned about the President's commitment to airline security and my safety.

Obviously Uncle Bob was mistaken. This gray-haired, blue gloved gentleman with some sort of pump jell in front of him has this Country protected.

Protected from what I don't know, but it does recall Uncle Bob's affection for the original Fletch movie.

"Using the whole fist, Doc?" Moon river...

Think we'll drive this summer.

The Underwear Bomber & Barry

By now I'm sure that you've heard about the Nigerian Muslim that tried to bring down Flight 253 over Detroit on Christmas Day. What you haven't heard is Uncle Bob's Take.

Start from the beginning. An Islamic terrorist attempts to set off a bomb hiddened in his under-roos on a flight landing in Detroit. It failed. As the philosopher Snoop Dogg would pontificate, there was a fizzle in his schdizzle.

This is the best news coming out of Detroit and Michigan, which has been run into the ground after decades of liberal control and economic policy's, in years. Come to think of it, thank God that the liberal establishment from Michigan wasn't on the flight!

In review, someone with such hatred for the greatest Country in the history of the World, strapped an explosive to his, uh, self, to blow up 200+ passengers. This during the year of our Obama? Hope and change? I was reminded of the following:


“I truly believe that the day I’m inaugurated, that not only does the country look at itself differently, but the world looks at America differently. If I’m reaching out to the Muslim world, they understand that I’ve lived in a Muslim country and I may be a Christian, but I also can understand their point of view.

“The world will have confidence that I am listening to them, and that our future and our security is tied up with our ability to work with other countries in the world. That will ultimately make us safer. And that’s something that this administration (Bush/Cheney) has failed to understand.” B. Obama Nov. 21, 2007, New Hampshire Public Radio.

So finally, three days after the incident, they interrupt Barry's Surf & Turf vacation for him to make a statement. No word if the clickty-clack of his golf shoes were a distraction for those assembled.

The words Barry used in his press conference go hand in hand with this November 2007 quote. In describing this failed terrorist attack on the homeland he spoke of alleged, suspect, criminal, and charged. At least he is consistent.

That's the background. Uncle Bob's Take?

Surprisingly, I agree w/the Barry's November 2007 statement. The World, the Muslim World, all are listening to what he says. And they are rubbing their hands together in glee.

I as Muslim extremist could take the battle to Iraq or Afghanistan and if I fail I could be killed or captured. OR I can goto the homeland and if I fail, Barney Frank, er Fife, will be their to read me my rights, send me to the detention facility in downstate Illinois (per the geographically challenged Dick Durbin), get me lawyered-up, plead insanity, do 20 easy. Before if I would have been captured on the homeland, I could have been subjected to Dick Cheney sticking bamboo shoots up my fingernails, trying to drown me, or worse, taking me quail hunting w/my lawyer.

And not because this is Cheney's hobbies. I presume. But rather to find out information on where this dude got his training, who he knows, what else might be coming, etc. And if it is just for giggles to "torture" these guys, count Uncle Bob as giggly. What Barry and the liberals don't get is these extremist are serious about killing as many of us as they can and no "good will" of closing Gitmo or righteous talk of "I’m reaching out to the Muslim world, they understand that I’ve lived in a Muslim country and I may be a Christian, but I also can understand their point of view." makes a diffence to these killers.

Yes we have found our hope and change.

Oh and the opportunity for conversion while in the can!! Ever roll your eyes about the hardened career criminal/murderer who finds God in prison? What about the virtues of Islam? and 72 virgins?

Oh, and for the younger Uncle Bob followers this picture is not of Barry and the Underwear Bomber. It's of the previous worst President in American history, Jimmy Carter. What is it with the Democrat party and NUTS??? A peanut farmer and a former ACORN activist?

You can feel safe America as this will not be the only response we will see in the name of protecting ourselves.

Nope, we can certainly expect that the next time Uncle Bob travels that his bag will be more closely looked at. Yours as well.

We The People

Mele Kalikimaka From Uncle Bob (and Uncle Clark)

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At Least Barry Didn't Bow...

Uncle Bob missed THE take on the White House crasher story.

Everyone by now knows the story of Michaele & Tareq Salahi, wannabe reality show stars showing up at the State Dinner last week with out an invitation.

Original photo's showed the couple with the Chief of Staff Rahm Emmanuel and V.P. Biden. Then this photo appeared. Uncle Bob missed this obvious take.

After Bambi's trip around Asia and his bowing to the Empreror of Japan, which followed a bow to the Saudi King earlier this year, Dennis Miller tongiht had the take:

At least Barry didn't bow to the Salahi's. The one good point coming out of this story.

Uncle Bob is sorry he didn't come up w/this orignal Take, but gives the credit to Mr. Miller. Uncle Bob will work harder.