Trick or Treat, from Bob

That's right. This year Uncle Bob is going as an illegal alien.

Bob will show up on your doorstep, full of disease, expecting that you'll take full care of him. Food, drink, health care, and retiremnent.

And you will. Thank you very much. You see, via the Government's lack of policy towards the illegal aliens you are paying for healthcare, etc through 'hidden' taxes.

And I just might mow your lawn. Or piss on it. It doesnt' really mattert to us illegals. We get paid just the same.

WWJS ???

What Would Jed Say ?

Uncle Bob was in his hottub the other day when an epiphany came to him thinking about this great Country, where we are, where we came from, and where we are headed. A mere 30 years ago, Uncle Jed, Clampett that is, was a real man. And today, he'd be the target of the Obama Administration.

Look at this from Uncle Bob's goggles.

Thirty years ago, Jed was a poor mountaineer. By all accounts of the day, barely kept his family fed. Yet he'd head to the hill's, totting his rifle looking for a tasty varmint for Granny to fricassee. Doing what had to be done to take care of his family. Jed wasn't waiting for meals on wheels or any other damn government program. In fact, what with Granny's still, the government was looked upon suspiciously (as they should). Then one day, while shootin at some food, up from the ground come a bubbling crude. For your liberal greenies, that's oil. Black gold. Texas tea.

Well, the next thing you knew, Ole Jed was a millionaire. You see, Jed had the mineral rights to the ground he was hunting on. Jed and his new wealth moved his family out of the conditions they were in and moved to Cali-forn-i-a (as Arnold would say). Jed's wealth pumped new tax revenue into the economy, property values increased, development and investment in the local economy skyrocketed.

But today, in Barry's America....


Well, ole Jed would have been on the dole for some time. Gettin paid to stay home, not look for work. Jed would be told how evil business' were and how they had put him in this position. And who supports business? Republicans.

Going out w/that gun??? I don't think so Jed. Not after an expensive permit, training course, and 5 day waiting period. And once Jed had secured the anti-gun lobby's permission, watch out for the environmentalist wako's. See that crude Jed found had to have covered a yellow-bellied sapsucker or two. Tsk tsk.

So, no hope, no gun, no crude, no tax revenue, no expansion.

I haven't even mentioned Jed's mode of transportation. Algore is still calculating the Clampett's carbon foot print.

What Would Jed Say.....PIT-T-FULL.

What Would Uncle Bob Say....we need to get back to the old days when Jed Clampett was a hero and not a villain.

Obama...Not like Hitler???

A lot has been said out there about the Socialist practices of Dear Leader Barry.

I must agree w/the liberals that take offense to such suggestions.

But not why you might think.

You see, Hitler got the Olympics for Berlin.

So can we please move past the Obama like Hitler references and have Peace (ahem) in our time?

Pig Flu My Ass

The following was a news article Uncle Bob just saw. I haven't blogged in a while and there's a lot of crap out there for Bob to go off on. And the media hysteria on this Pig Flu is one.

Read the article below. He thinks he contracted the Pig Flu via biking 25 miles in the rain and then dancing all night at a birthday party??? Maybe if he was dancing with Elton John or using Elton as his bike seat.

The story...


Early Show" host Harry Smith has taken a sick day from work, telling viewers he thinks he may have swine flu.

In an interview live from his New York City apartment Monday, Smith told CBS viewers he started feeling achy and feverish over the weekend after a 25-mile bike ride in the rain and dancing all night at a birthday party.

"Early Show" medical correspondent Dr. Jennifer Ashton said Smith could be right because his symptoms are associated with swine flu. She praised him for staying home and out of circulation.

Dr. Ashton, who was in the studio Monday morning, along with Maggie Rodriguez, told Smith that he had done the right thing for staying home, and protecting his co-workers.

Ashton said most swine flu cases are mild. She predicted Smith will be back on the "Early Show" couch in a couple of days.

The nation's first round of swine flu shots could begin sooner than expected, with some vaccine available as early as the first week of October, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius said Sunday.

According to the CDC, there is flu activity in all 50 states and 98 percent of the viruses going around the country right now are the H1N1 virus.

Symptoms of swine flu can include fever, cough, congestion, aches, chills, diarrhea and vomiting.


Media hype. Thanks Harry. He's praised for staying home. No, Uncle Bob praises Harry for being the complete frick'n idiot that he is and exposing the rest of us his idiociy. Take 4 sleeping pills and a 5th of vodka and let me know how you are felling in the morning Harry.

Moron.

Channelling

Yea, I'm sure she doesn't want to be Channelling the Horn Dog in Chief. She's in Africa, promoting Women's issues.

Slick Willy is back in Vegas throwing himself a Happy 63rd bday party. While he not promoting Women's issues, Uncle Bob's guess is that he's probing Women's issues.

Did Uncle Bob mention Mrs. Clinton reminds him of a 1st and 2nd Ex-wife??

Obama IN HIS OWN WORDS

Uncle Bob is not posting this as an insurance agent concerned about his business. Uncle Bob is posting this because he is concerned about his Country. We just can't let this 'reform' pass as it is designed by the Socialist(s) in the White House and in Congress. Pay attention to the real news, do your own googling and research. The mainstream media is only taking dictation for Obama and the boys, there is very little actual journalism, you know the watchdog media, happening out there anymore.

Chopadictamy

This is a story that touched my heart and I had to share. It has been edited for brevity and to protect the inocent.

Renee is recovering from the surgery that she's been dreaming of for decades.

"Since I was about 13, I always knew something was different”.

She used to be Richard; a green beret specialist in Vietnam. A tough guy who privately dreamed of wearing dresses.

"It was weird cause as much as I wanted to dress like a lady, I didn't say anything.

She was in the military for over 20 years and married twice. She says she (at the time he) eventually started to dress like a woman, but switched back into the uniform for official duties.

"A lot of these transgender patients who try to be men, they take on masculine jobs they become labor struck, drivers, police men, soldiers," said Dr. Sherman Leis, with The Philadelphia Center for Transgender Surgery, says people with gender identity issues often try to over compensate.

Here’s the kicker, she is 77, and while genital re-assignment surgery is complicated, age, as long as there are not medical problems, usually isn't an issue.

Renee says she waited until her wife died to have the surgery, and finally feels normal.


"I'm happy good, as happy as any woman could be," said Renee.

The surgery can be expensive, $20,000. It's something that Renee has been saving for almost all her life. Transgender surgeries are not tracked, but Dr. Leis says his numbers are up.

So that's the story....Uncle Bob's Take:

One of the main components of Obamacare will be the treatment of late in life health needs of our seasoned citizens. There will be procedures that will be denied based on age and cost of treatment.

Government will ok the spending of "X" on a procedure for a young person yet to experience life (or should Uncle Bob say pay the huge increases in taxes that will soon be coming to pay for this boondoogle). On the flip side our seasoned citizens (who are sucking funds out of social security) will be denied that same procedure due to the cost as they've already lived the good life. Pop a pill as Obama said during one of his many new conferences.

Obama surely got the majority of the transgender vote last fall, yet Obamacare will show no favorites. Sensing this concern Renee knew she/he needed the Chopadictamy sooner than later. Same is probably true for the reverse, sister...er rather brother... procedure, Addadictamy. Will keep a sharp eye out for that story.