Little Buddy...Like Uncle Bob????

I saw my Body (shop) Man on Friday who relayed a very funny story, since detailed by Chad and Holly. Seems one of the little buddy's was playing on the back of Mommy's car when he 'accidentally' broke off the rear windshield wiper. Undoubtedly his beady little eyes shifted left, then right, then out the back of his head to see if anyone noticed. When no one had noticed, he put it back on and ran like hell. Day later when Mommy activated her rear wiper, that sucker shot across Martin Street like a javelin at the '84 Olympiad. When confronted about this and asked what Mommy should do when needing the wiper, he replied, get out and wipe off the window. Classic. Now anyone knows that Uncle Bob is a bit accident prone and always has been. Just last summer I helped a neighber move his mailbox closer to his home, to save on the walk. I however used my Jeep. And when my eyes went to shifting they went back and forth to the vast number of neighbors who had come out to see what was the matter. At the end of the day he had a new mailbox, closer to his home and I had new racing stripes on the Jeep. And Michele had $250 less to shop with. Lesson? Don't try to tie your shoes while driving. Now, can you guess the little buddy? And is this another example that he might be more like his Unlce Bob than most would be comfortable with??

Get Bent Mrs Bierman

Where's my Paper? I spent the weekend dodging bullets, saw my ole man get gunned down by some jackass with six slugs, then watched my mom get humped by every young buck in a 2 mile section, and you want to know where my paper is? Get Bent Mrs. Bierman.

Bear Skin Rug

Michele and I just did some remodeling work in the front room. New carpet, paint, etc. But the focal point was a new fireplace and mantel. So I ordered this rug to put in front, to give it that lodge feel. She doesn't think it's all that tasteful. I'd welcome any opinions. It's a bitch to vacuum, I will give her that....