Chasing Tail Around the Office

For followers of Uncle Bob's Take it is known that Uncle Bob is an insurance agent. More specifically he is an independent insurance agent with an office. That's an important distinction in the insurance business.

Well, an unusal (for Uncle Bob anyway) occurence happened in his office recently. Uncle Bob was chasing tail around his office!!!

There's an old saying when chasing tail around the office, "last thing we need is my wife showing up". Well for Uncle Bob that's just want he wanted and needed.

You see as Uncle Bob was putting in a little OT (wink wink) he heard the unmistakable purring of the North American Wild Pussycat. Hijinx would soon ensue as Bob chased it around the office, trying to sheppard it out of his life for good.

Sometimes Pussycat chased Uncle Bob hissing now, purring no more. Finally, Uncle Bob had to call the in the Mrs.

Now Bob and the Mrs. was chasing tail around the office. There's another saying about those who chase tail around the office with the Mrs. stay with the Mrs. but I digress.

Finally as with all of these extracurricular activities a good thing had to come to an end. tsk tsk.

We got Pussycat into a trash can, put a lid on it, and headed for the river w/o the benefit of a tiny life jacket.

The End.





(Actually we took it to another neighborhood and turned it loose).

Uncle Bob's Take??? Never chase tail around the office w/o first consulting the Mrs....

The End.