Happy Hour Special

I was coming home from Decatur last week and I saw a sign in front of a restaurant that reads:

HAPPY HOUR SPECIAL

Lobster Tail and Beer



"Lord a'mighty," I said to myself, "my three favorite things!!!!!!"

Hubba Hubba. I just got home.


Uncle Bob

Uncle Bob, An Extremist ????

The Department of Homeland Security is warning law enforcement officials about a rise in "rightwing extremist activity," saying the economic recession, the election of America's first black president and the return of a few disgruntled war veterans could swell the ranks of white-power militias.

A footnote attached to the report by the Homeland Security Office of Intelligence and Analysis defines "rightwing extremism in the United States" as including not just racist or hate groups, but also groups that reject federal authority in favor of state or local authority.

"It may include groups and individuals that are dedicated to a single-issue, such as opposition to abortion or immigration," the warning says.

Now seriously of these two pictures, which woman are you more
comfortable handling a firearm and which one appears off her med's?

And if you don't know, the one off her med's just released this report. She is your Director of Homeland Security.

So, Uncle Bob is an "extremist"?? This post surely will not help Bob's case.

Confiscate from me, O' Dear Leader Obama

Uncle Bob has been saying for some time now that we are living in an era of the lowest taxation levels that we will see for many years.

Let me tell you how it will be; There's one for you, nineteen for me.

Cause I’m the taxman.

Should five per cent appear too small, Be thankful I don't take it all.

Cause I’m the taxman.

If you drive a car-I’ll tax the street
If you try to sit– I’ll tax your seat
If you get too cold– I’ll tax the heat
If you take a walk- I'll tax your feet.

Don't ask me what I want it for, If you don't want to pay some more.

Cause I’m the taxman.

Now my advice for those who die, Declare the pennies on your eyes.

Cause I’m the taxman,.

And you're working for no one but me.

Bob Preachin' to the Buddies....

To my Little Buddies...

This won't mean a lot to you now, but it should.

As you grow up you'll all do different things, have different interests, success' and failures. But you'll always have each other.

Your Dad and I went to the Cardinal's Home Opener today, April, 6, 2009, just as we have for several years. We had a blast. We talked baseball, business, family, and of course, you little buddies.

I want you to know, that your Father, my Brother, is my Best Friend. And nothing or no one can replace that.

I want that relationship for my little buddies as well.

Uncle Bob wants to grow old---with a full head of hair mind you--- and hear stories about how Cole took Ross and Luke to the Home Opener, how Ross showed Cole and Luke a good time, and how Luke showed Ross and Cole who was boss!!!!

Uncle Bob wants to hear how Cole, Ross, and Luke are Best Friends.

Uncle Bob doesn't Facespace or Mybook. Bob has family, hands on. No need for any YahoooJournal.

Love,

Uncle Bob

April 7, 2009 City Elections

Friends & Neighbors,

Newton has a significant election coming up this April 7th. In addition to assorted Executive and Council seats on the ballot, so is the Zoning Board of Appeals.

I am currently the Secretary of the Zoning Board of Appeals and ask for your vote.

I am also asking that you support the individuals, some of whom now serve, on this example ballot.

Zoning is a reality here in Newton and whether or not you are in favor of zoning, you still need someone like yourself to represent your interests.

In advance, I appreciate your support.

Tim K. Farley

Insurance Salesman 2

That's my original Little Buddy 2nd to left, in the tie. Cub Scout's recently had a night where they dressed up for their future careers. Can't wait to have him in the office. Help take the load off Uncle Bob, maybe then I can slow down. Looking good Cole. Love, Uncle Bob.