The Reality Is....

That the reality shows of today suck. As good friend Homer J. Simpson would say, suckingest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. There is and was only one reality show. The Gong Show. Bob is old school. You had pee in you pants funny acts, good and bad, you had prominent actors and actress' of the day, not a bunch of hacks we are told to like. Paula Abdul. Is she Muslim? Enjoy...

Torture

Been a lot of after the fact moralizing by some on the Left the past couple of months about this topic. Bob's all for it. If it means stopping these wako-Islamofacists from blowing up me or part of my country...hook the battery cables up to their, ahem, and goto work boys. Get the intel we need.

Uncle Bob loves political cartoons and is a big sports fan. This caught my eye today and made me think about torture. If you have done any reading and saw any in depth reporting on Vick and his operations, you would then understand what torture is. And for that matter what a psychopath looks like.

There are a lot of people in the sports world saying Vick has paid his price, did the time for the crime, give him a 2nd chance in the NFL. Well, Mr. Vick is now a felon. He paid his price, but he won't get to vote (if he ever did) and he won't get to carry a firearm (as if he won't anyway) and yet he paid his price, right? Playing in the NFL is a privilege, not a right. And it's rights that are granted in the Constitution, not privileges. Which there is nothing in the constitution about your right to affordable health care, but I digress.

Will Mr. Vick get a 2nd chance, sadly yea. And as much as Bob is not a fan of the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals, I hope that they make the NFL franchise that takes him on as miserable a place as that dog pound.

Fire at will Snoopy.

Stiff....Upper Lip??

Uncle Bob knows it tough out there in the economy. Every time Bob turns around there's another segment needing stimulated. Wasn't too long ago that Bob blogged about the Bunny's needing a bailout. From Bob's blog to corporate America's ear.

The economy continues to become, well softer. The employment numbers are causing many to be down. Well, the goods folks about Pfizer is offering a bit of a lift for those out there falling short of their expectations.

Pfizer, one of the world's largest biopharmaceutical companies, launched a program Thursday providing medications free of charge to unemployed, uninsured Americans for up to a year.

The initiative, called the Medicines Assistance for Those who Are In Need (MAINTAIN) program, enables Americans who have lost their jobs and health insurance this year to keep taking 70 of Pfizer's most common brand-name medications, including cholesterol-drug Lipitor, arthritis medication Celebrex and impotence treatment Viagra.

To learn more about the MAINTAIN program call 1-866-706-2400 or visit www.PfizerHelpfulAnswers.com.

Uncle Bob's take? Well, no question there's alot dragging out there today and with corporate America's help we can rise back to the heights we achieved in previous administrations. Obama's plans will not lift the spirits of any man or woman. It is not governments place. But with firm hand that corporate America brings to ingenuity, I see great days ahead for all.

Red Whiskered bul-bul

Just what is this Country becoming??? How many times has Uncle Bob slipped into the Country declaring a red-whiskered bul-bul in his pants and not been arrested ???? Too many times to count. I've faced more scrutiny posing as Dick Fidler at a Senior Tour Golf
Event.

Two California men were indicted today on federal charges that they illegally smuggled Asian songbirds into the country, most recently last month when one of the defendants, returning from a trip to Vietnam, was found with 14 live birds strapped to his legs. Agents at Los Angeles International Airport discovered the birds under the pants of Sony Dong.

According to a Department of Justice press release, CBP agents inspected Dong and "found bird feathers and droppings on his socks, as well as birds' tail feathers visible under his pants." A subsequent search "discovered 14 live birds attached to two flat pieces of cloth that were wrapped around his calves.

The birds included three red-whiskered bul-buls (which is listed as an injurious species under federal law), four magpie robins and six shama thrush." The birds each appear to have been placed in sleeves that were hooked on to the cloth around Dong's legs.

A second man, Duc Le, 34, was later arrested in connection with the bird smuggling. According to a criminal complaint, Dong told investigators that he purchased birds for $50 each and re-sold them for $300-$400 apiece.

Perv E. Cheese

This mouse, a louse??? Sadly according to the lawsuit filed. Uncle Bob not being one to frequent these risque joints, has thus been justified in his prudence.

Tsk Tsk. What next? One of the Jackson 5 sleeping with little boys? Pro football Hall of Famers hacking up there wives? Govenors of State's with hookers. Presidents staining dress' other than those of their wives?? Ahem.

Uncle Bob can't take this debaucthery of the culture. Sadly read on...

A woman has filed a lawsuit against Chuck E Cheese (henceforth known as Perv E Cheese ), claiming the beloved mouse character at a child-theme restaurant put his paws where they didn’t belong.

(Bob w/holding name of the violated), filed the suit Tuesday in St. Louis County Circuit Court, accusing a man dressed in the mascot costume, (Perv E Cheese), of groping her breast.

The suit says it happened Aug. 2, 2008, at the restaurant at 720 South County Center Way.

"He looked at her, reached out, grabbed her breast and moved along," said Mark Potashnick, (the violoated's) attorney. "Her jaw dropped in shock and disgust."

Her stepfather captured in incident in a photo but didn’t know it until after they reviewed the pictures, the lawyer said.

(The violated) accuses (Perv E Cheese) and the restaurant of assault, battery and discrimination in public accommodation. She’s asking for unspecified compensation, including punitive damages and attorney’s costs.

Potashnick said his client did not know (Perv E Cheese).

(Perv E Cheese) and officials with the restaurant’s parent company, CEC Entertainment of Irving, Texas, could not be reached for comment.

According to the suit, (Perv E Cheese) was greeting patrons when he touched Sorbello.

"As a direct result of (Perv E Cheese) conduct," the suit reads. "( violoated's) has been damaged in the form of emotional distress and humiliation."

So be careful out there Boys and Girls. You never know what lurks behind that phony mask of a cartoon character. Or attorney.