Perv E. Cheese

This mouse, a louse??? Sadly according to the lawsuit filed. Uncle Bob not being one to frequent these risque joints, has thus been justified in his prudence.

Tsk Tsk. What next? One of the Jackson 5 sleeping with little boys? Pro football Hall of Famers hacking up there wives? Govenors of State's with hookers. Presidents staining dress' other than those of their wives?? Ahem.

Uncle Bob can't take this debaucthery of the culture. Sadly read on...

A woman has filed a lawsuit against Chuck E Cheese (henceforth known as Perv E Cheese ), claiming the beloved mouse character at a child-theme restaurant put his paws where they didn’t belong.

(Bob w/holding name of the violated), filed the suit Tuesday in St. Louis County Circuit Court, accusing a man dressed in the mascot costume, (Perv E Cheese), of groping her breast.

The suit says it happened Aug. 2, 2008, at the restaurant at 720 South County Center Way.

"He looked at her, reached out, grabbed her breast and moved along," said Mark Potashnick, (the violoated's) attorney. "Her jaw dropped in shock and disgust."

Her stepfather captured in incident in a photo but didn’t know it until after they reviewed the pictures, the lawyer said.

(The violated) accuses (Perv E Cheese) and the restaurant of assault, battery and discrimination in public accommodation. She’s asking for unspecified compensation, including punitive damages and attorney’s costs.

Potashnick said his client did not know (Perv E Cheese).

(Perv E Cheese) and officials with the restaurant’s parent company, CEC Entertainment of Irving, Texas, could not be reached for comment.

According to the suit, (Perv E Cheese) was greeting patrons when he touched Sorbello.

"As a direct result of (Perv E Cheese) conduct," the suit reads. "( violoated's) has been damaged in the form of emotional distress and humiliation."

So be careful out there Boys and Girls. You never know what lurks behind that phony mask of a cartoon character. Or attorney.