Mrs. Uncle Bob & Mrs. Tiger Woods

What do Mrs. Uncle Bob and Mrs Tiger Woods have in common?

Both had their husbands on the loose this past weekend at the Masters. Right on. Right on. Right on. No Bill Clinton didn't join us. The HornDog-In-Chief can't have a rep of hanging out with Uncle Bob and Tiger, Bob just likes what the image conjures up in the imagination of the conversation.

Via an insurance company promotion Uncle Bob was part of a "no spouses" trip to the Masters. Hubba Hubba.

Bob was privildged to join 11 other male insurance agents and one female on an all expenses paid trip to visit Augusta National. Bob walked the hallowed grounds of Augusta on Friday, sharing time and wisdom w/Mr. Woods. If you call, "You Da Man" words of wisdom.

Limo rides and every whim and need being caterd too is a rough life. That was for Uncle Bob. Not sure, but presume Tiger was treated equally as well. Undoubtedly when Bob rolled out of the limo there were disappointed folks.

But that is where any comparisons end. For Uncle Bob came home to a loving wife who missed him very much. Or Bob presumes. And Uncle Bob missed Mrs. Uncle Bob.

Uncle Bob's Take: For every Uncle Bob there is an even greater Mrs. Uncle Bob.

Did I mention it was during our 9th Wedding Anniversary? We agreed to another year.