Global Whoring ??

Hehehe...Is it hot Mr. Gore????

I apologize for not posting sooner. Presume your local biased News missed the case. Apparently the #2 man learned from the Horn-Dog-In-Chief during his 8 years in the White House. And you know somewhere Bill is laughing his ass off. Whether or not true, you can't put yourself in those, um, positions...That's why when Uncle Bob gets a massage, Mrs. Uncle Bob is right there.

Not suitable for children, taken from the New York Post, w/my liberty...

A masseuse who accused Al Gore of being a "crazed sex poodle" and of groping her in a hotel room is preparing to come forward,

Sources tell Page Six the so-far unidentified Oregon woman is ready to publicly reveal herself and heap more embarrassment on the former vice president in return for a seven-figure media deal. And she intends to use the pants she wore on the night of the alleged incident -- supposedly stained with Gore's DNA and stored in a bank safety-deposit box -- as evidence against Gore, who recently split with wife Tipper.


The woman filed a police statement accusing Gore of sexual "abuse" after a massage at Portland's Hotel Lucia in October 2006. The statement described how during the session, he allegedly "began to demand that I go lower . . . It appeared that he was demanding sexual favors or sexual behaviors." She claimed he "angrily complained that I was not doing what he wanted."

She alleged, "He grabbed my right hand hard, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic-hair area . . . and said to me, 'There!' in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone."

She added, "He had a dramatic display of violent temper as well as an extremely dictatorial commanding attitude besides his Mr. Smiley Global Warming concern persona. I did not want to get hurt, and I did not want to get raped."

Portland police say the investigation was dropped because "there was insufficient evidence to support the allegations" and the woman declined to seek prosecution.

Torture. My Way.

Uncle Bob is all for it. Your way, my way, all the way, when dealing with barbarians.

It's been a while since Bob blogged. A thought. Do you know about this Joran Van der Sloot? The Holloway/Aruba alleged-likely killer?

He's been in the news lately re: disappearnce and death of another young lady in Peru. If you know what I'm talking about, have seen the news, you are aware of the situation, both current and past.

You care if his head was put in a vice and cranked down until he talked? You care if he stayed that way until his "info" was confirmed?

You care if he was made to think he was drowning until he talked?

Would it matter? When would it matter?

You Too can look like Nancy Pelosi

First-Ever Full Face Transplant...

BRITISH experts today welcomed the news that a team in Spain has performed the world's first full face transplant.

More than 30 medics carried out the operation at Barcelona's Vall d'Hebron University Hospita.

The patient was unable to breathe, swallow or speak properly before the surgery and relied on artificial equipment.

New facial muscles, skin, nose, lips, jaw, teeth, palate and cheekbones in the 24-hour operation, which was performed on March 20.

"This is the first full face transplant performed worldwide, as the 10 operations performed previously had been only partial."

The operation included the transplant of the entire facial skin and muscles, nose, lips, maxilla (upper jaw), palate, all teeth, cheekbones, and the mandible (lower jaw).

In the first part of the operation, the soft parts of the face, including veins and arteries, were extracted before firmer tissue was removed.

The final part of the surgery involved transplanting bones and connecting nerves to the new face.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2944094/First-ever-full-face-transplant.html#ixzz0lvdgYlR1

Uncle Bob Exposes Himself???

I was advised not to show this picture as I would be "outing" myself. What am I Ellen?? Elton John??? The BeeGees? Anyway, Bob's idea of don't ask don't tell is to ignore that chunk floating around in his soup.

So, Who is Uncle Bob? No clear picture has been available to date. So...in this photo I declare, Bob. (Uncle Bob is in the middle).

Monday April 12th was the 2010 STL Cardinals HomeOpener. Other than honeymoon and maybe a trip to Cabo, Uncle Bob and little brother have gone to HomeOpeners for 10+ years.

In this photo Uncle Bob also for the first time shows a picuture of his daughter. She is on the left and looks like her Mother, Mrs. Uncle Bob. Sadly I cannot come up w/a catchy name like Mrs. Uncle Bob for her, so I'll call her "Lea".

"Lea" goes to school in STL, I'm sure I have mentioned in previous posts. I act as though this is the first time I have shared "Lea"'s existence in my world, but it is, well, my world. "Lea" has been going to school in STL now for 2 straight quaters with nothing but A's. She lives down in the loft district down from her school and 15 minutes from the ballpark!!

Ozzie Smith longtime Cardinal shortstop (for those of you like Mrs. Uncle Bob that is the position bewtween 2nd and 3rd base) and he recently opened up a sports bar 2-4 blocks down from "Lea's" place. So after the game, 5-0 Redbird victory, a Big Red W, we went down for supper.

Ozzie was there signing autographs, we each got a couple, including the special H.O.F. '02--which means Hall of Fame 2002, the year he was inducted.

Uncle Bob is reluctant to have his picture taken, especially when not having the time to fix his hair. But Bob is a trooper and agreed to the photo.

Mr. Smith acknowledged a following of Uncle Bob's Take and insisted on a photo of Uncle Bob and "Lea"; soon to be on display at the restaurnat.

I can't deny I live a very special life. One week at the Masters, limo rides, Tiger, etal. The next week Cardinal HomeOpener with little Brother, spending time with "Lea", meeting the Wizard, Ozzie Smith, his autograth, pictures on so forth.

Uncle Bob's Take: None of Bob's experiences mean nothing without "Lea" or little Brother, or Mrs. Uncle Bob, or his Little Buddies. For their own good Uncle Bob is relucant to "out" Mom and Dad, whom without, Uncle Bob would not be. Uncle Bob surrounds himself with good people. They are what make's Bob's life special, not the superficial parts to Bob's life.

Mile High or High Mileage ???

Uncle Bob recently revealed that he'd spent time with Eldrick Woods down at the Masters. Bob joked about Mr. Woods and he working on our putting. At night. But what Bob didn't tell was he traveling experience.

Uncle Bob took this pix of the lady next to him on the flight. Three sheets to wind, constantly muttering somthing about "Bubba don't know what he got".

Uncle Bob may have to got back to flying coach if this type of harassment continues.

Bend over and Grab Thy Ankles (It's April 15th)

“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but the democrats believe every day is April 15.” Ronald Reagan

Tax Day is a dreaded deadline for millions, but for nearly half of U.S. households it's simply somebody else's problem.

About 47 percent will pay no federal income taxes at all for 2009, according to projections by the Tax Policy Center, a Washington research organization.

We have a tax system that exempts almost half the country from paying for programs that benefit everyone, including national defense, public safety, infrastructure and education.

We have 50 percent of people who are getting something for nothing.

Uncle Bob's Take from last year no different this year:


Let me tell you how it will be; There's one for you, nineteen for me.

Cause I’m the taxman.

Should five per cent appear too small, Be thankful I don't take it all.

Cause I’m the taxman.

If you drive a car-I’ll tax the street
If you try to sit– I’ll tax your seat
If you get too cold– I’ll tax the heat
If you take a walk- I'll tax your feet.

Don't ask me what I want it for, If you don't want to pay some more.

Cause I’m the taxman.

Now my advice for those who die, Declare the pennies on your eyes.

Cause I’m the taxman,.

And you're working for no one but me.

Mrs. Uncle Bob & Mrs. Tiger Woods

What do Mrs. Uncle Bob and Mrs Tiger Woods have in common?

Both had their husbands on the loose this past weekend at the Masters. Right on. Right on. Right on. No Bill Clinton didn't join us. The HornDog-In-Chief can't have a rep of hanging out with Uncle Bob and Tiger, Bob just likes what the image conjures up in the imagination of the conversation.

Via an insurance company promotion Uncle Bob was part of a "no spouses" trip to the Masters. Hubba Hubba.

Bob was privildged to join 11 other male insurance agents and one female on an all expenses paid trip to visit Augusta National. Bob walked the hallowed grounds of Augusta on Friday, sharing time and wisdom w/Mr. Woods. If you call, "You Da Man" words of wisdom.

Limo rides and every whim and need being caterd too is a rough life. That was for Uncle Bob. Not sure, but presume Tiger was treated equally as well. Undoubtedly when Bob rolled out of the limo there were disappointed folks.

But that is where any comparisons end. For Uncle Bob came home to a loving wife who missed him very much. Or Bob presumes. And Uncle Bob missed Mrs. Uncle Bob.

Uncle Bob's Take: For every Uncle Bob there is an even greater Mrs. Uncle Bob.

Did I mention it was during our 9th Wedding Anniversary? We agreed to another year.

History 101 as told by Uncle Bob

For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version:

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals, and

2. Conservatives.


Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed...


Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.


Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.


Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.


Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass..


Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals.. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.


Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots, paper salesmen, and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.


Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Now you are up to speed on the History, as told by Uncle Bob. Amen.

Biden Blesses Irish Leader's Mother

The Right calls Barry the Messiah, but Ole Joe has cripples standing up and putting to death the living, then seemingly resurrecting. He went to God Rest her Soul to God Bless her Soul in less than a verse.

Joe Biden Does It Again!

I can't get enough of this video and Ole Joe is the gift that keeps on giving.

According to reports today Vice President Joe Biden asked for God's blessing for the late mother of Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen during a White House celebration of St. Patrick's Day — except the elderly lady is very much alive.

"God rest her soul," Biden said Wednesday night as he introduced Cowen and President Barack Obama. He quickly caught himself and noted that it's Cowen's father who is no longer living. Of the prime minister's mother, Biden said, "God bless her soul."

Stand up, rise up, whatever. If I can find the video I'll must certainly share. But in the meantime relive this classic moment with me.

Presidential Reunion

Funny or Die's Presidential Reunion from Will Ferrell, Chevy Chase, Ron Howard, Jim Carrey, Fred Armisen, Darrell Hammond, Jake, Dan Aykroyd, Maya Rudolph, Dana Carvey, FOD Team, and Antonio Scarlata - Video

Just something Funny for the times. W - has a great line to Jimma Carter. "Open a bag a malaise chips..." Back during Jimma's time, there was what the called the 'misery index' to track how bad it was.

Wayward Wiener

As devoted readers know Uncle Bob is a big St.Louis Cardinals fan, spending many nights and afternoon's at the ole ball park. In fact Uncle Bob was headed to Spring Training when on the flight, this story caught Bob's eye...

Baseball fans who sit six rows behind the third-base dugout at Kansas City's Kauffman Stadium know there's a chance they might have to duck a
few foul balls from time to time.

But a Kansas man says it was a flying hot dog, not a baseball, that almost put
his eye out while watching a Royals game late last summer.

John Coomer filed a lawsuit against the Kansas City Royals earlier this month
seeking more than $25,000 for injuries he sustained Sept. 8 when he was smacked
in the eye with a hot dog chucked into the seats by the team's mascot,
Sluggerrr.

Coomer said the wayward wiener caused a detached retina and the development of
cataracts in his left eye, forcing him to undergo two eye surgeries. In his
lawsuit, Coomer claims he suffered permanent impairment of his vision and is at
a greater risk of future eye problems.

Royals director of media relations David Holtzman said the team does not
comment on pending litigation.

In his petition, filed Feb. 8 in Jackson County Circuit Court, Coomer says he
was attending a Royals game when Sluggerrr climbed on top of the third-base
dugout and started shooting hot dogs into the stands with an air gun.

The mascot then put down the air gun and began heaving hot dogs into the
stands, including one he threw behind his back, striking Coomer in the eye as
he sat six rows from the dugout.

In addition to seeking restitution for medical expenses, Coomer is seeking
damages for the team's failure to adequately train its mascot on the proper
method of throwing hot dogs.

Now there is plenty to laugh about in this story. And as Uncle Bob giggled about the words 'wayward wiener' in a news story, Mrs. Uncle Bob, said, "ok Ross". A reference to Uncle Bob's little buddy who is 6.

Uncle Bob's Take on this apparent wiener taking a wiener to the face and suing...

What are we coming to? I sue because my hot coffee is well, too hot? Can a hot dog tossed behind he back, even at point blank range cause this kind of trauma?

Had this been Uncle Bob caught in the path of a wayward wiener, Bob would have reacted like the real man he is. Uncle Bob would have picked his wiener up off the floor and demanded that Albert Pujols sign it. I would have then put the signed wiener on my shelf with the autographed balls of Tony LaRussa and Mark McGwire.

Oh, and there's nothing wrong with having a sense of humor of that of a 6-year old boy.

Where is Uncle Bob???

This is Uncle Bob's alter-ego, SnowBobNoPants, filling in.

Uncle Bob apologizes for lack of blogging this month.

Bob is re-charging his batteries and promises more of Uncle Bob's take on all things that, well, needs Bob's Take.

Pssst...Barry....

That's the mayor of Tampa. Florida. United States of America. Pam Iorio.

Mrs. Clinton...Wardrobe Malfunction????

With the Super Bowl fast approaching a wardrobe malfunction has been on Uncle Bob's mind. Who knew it'd be Mrs. Clinton. aaaarrraghhh!!! Uncle Bob may be in therapy and thus fewer posts, boys and girls.

Fortunately, it was not a Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction, more like Al Bundy.

Apparently Mrs. Clinton slipped out of her glass slipper on the way to the French ball meeting with French President Nicholas Sarkozy.

President Sarkozy's presence in this photo recalled Uncle Bob's memory to this other classic photo. Oh, if it had been former Horn-Dog-In-Chief slick Willy in the original photo instead of Barry.

Must presume Sarkozy is looking down to steady himself and not get light headed or faint. No rubber-necking in this photo.

Illinois Primary

The Illinois primary is upon us and Uncle Bob has voted.

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would (or Mrs. Uncle Bob).

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we’re good guys.

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.(Uncle Bob has never told the story of the theft of his bicycle and refreshment aids…but another time).

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.

Uncle Bob voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never
get their agendas past the voters.

Uncle Bob’s Take? I can just hear my littlest Buddy saying “Bob bad boy!!!” Maybe.

But not on this topic. Uncle Bob voted the RIGHT way.



Keep in mind: "A Liberal is a person who will give away everything they don't own."

We're Going to Illinois and North Dakota and Nevada and

This is Uncle Bob's tribute to Scott Brown and his election last week in Massachusetts.

Uncle Bob has been feeling a bit pressured lately on his blog. Bob has long been shocked at the hit counter on this blog. Mrs. Uncle Bob generally scoffs when I tell her I've touched a lot of people. Anyway...

Uncle Bob has been approached by "fans" of the blog that I quite frankly didn't know had a computer, others figuring out who Uncle Bob is, and a few wackos calling for Bob and higher office. Oh dear!

So Bob has been a bit mindful of what he says and felt the need to give Bob's Take on the vote last week. But Bob must be moved to give his Take.

So it finally hit me tonight as I was meditating in the hottub, yes Uncle Bob gets in the hot tub in all temperatures. It maybe in the single digits outside, but it's 106 in Bob's tub. Nothing like a Bob-beard icicle.

This election in Mass was a great triumph for the GOP. Uncle Bob is not in the business of dissecting candidates, issues, and to whom to vote for. Uncle Bob does not believe the Obama-Pelosi-Reid agenda is what is best for the greatest country in the history of the World. And in order to get back to the Founding Father's ideas of Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness, we need more of what happened last Tuesday.

And what a great line by Mr. Brown in his acceptance speech, I paraphrase: We need to be spending money buying weapons to fight terrorists not spending money trying terrorists in our court system. Amen.

Gov Dean's rant serves as the inspiration heading into November on two points:

1) The GOP needs to win Democrat seats up for election and retain the Republican seats up for reelection. and 2)Do not become a screaming lunatic on the campaign trail.

Change we can Believe In

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...

I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

Uncle Jedidiah ?

Uncle Bob has been trying to figure out what he was gonna do once this health care "reform" was forced upon him.

Bob not being a life long democrat, union member, welfare recipient, illegal alien, terrorist, nor a family pet, finds himself....reformed!!! Oh dear.

So I did some more research. Dug deep. Turns out that the Amish are excluded under religious grounds. Hello, Uncle Jedidiah's Take.

No question Uncle Bob can grow the beard, too bad for Chad. I'll have to shave the stash, with me since the early 90's. But Uncle Jedidiah may have to take the plunge.

Nothing in stone just yet. See the democrats are proposing this universal health care in all it's glory. But did you know, that coverage doesn't take effect until 2012, after, presumably Barry has been elected to a 2nd term. However the taxes and fees start right away. (That's how the budget officials get away with the 'deficit neutral' language)...wont' cost the Country a nickel, actually lowering the deficit.

Uncle Jedidiah has just been diagnosed with Bend-over-and-grab-the-ankles syndrome.

But I'm worried about the little buddies being able to say "Uncle Jedidiah" and a "Jedidiah beard" just doesn't have the ring. So I may have to hold off for the time being.

In the meantime I need to look into how the Zoning in Newton treats hitching posts. Anyone know an official?

Big Mac and Uncle Bob

Mark McGwire came forward this week to basically affirm what all had suspected, that he used steroids during his career. Uncle Bob is not a moralist. I along time ago said I would do it. What he did was wrong. Was illegal. And disappoints alot of people, fans or otherwise. But to the best of my knowledge Mr. McGwire never beat his wife, his kids, his dog or cat. Mr. McGwire, to the best of my knowledge never cheated on his wife, his kids, his dog or his cat.

Uncle Bob has Mr. McGwire's autograph in his office. I can still recall that day in Spring Training. Dad was a across the way bird-dogging as Mac came down the line signing autographs. I and Lea wainted in the wings. She must have been 10 or so. I held her up over a chain link fence and Big Mac walked over and signed.

The autograph is nice. I would never sell it. It is, and will continue to be proudly displayed in my office. But the memory of me, my Father, and Lea is what means the most. Oh yea, Mom and Michele were in the background.

I don't recall the year, but we stood in line, Michele, Lea, a friend, and Uncle Bob, before a game in which McGwire had a bobblehead doll give away. It was a long snaking line, the kind Bob would only stand in to kick Obama in the healthcare. We got our bobblehead and it too is in Bob's office.

So..Uncle Bob's Take? Never more so that in the light of Tiger Woods, or Big Mac's affirmation is it true what Charles Barkley (famous basketball player) said: I am not a role model.

Mom's, Dad's, Grandma and Grandpa's, and even (gulp) Uncle Bobs should be, and we are, all role models.

Profiling...Damn Right

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves. And this present course as set by our leaders in D.C. is where we are headed. Defeat.

Muslim extremist have long been at war with America. Only recently have we, begrdudginly, acknowledged, but only as a nuiasnace.

And so as we travel, we take off our shoes, hand over our hairspray (God, how Uncle Bob hates that one), check our shampoo, and now maybe show what's hidden in our underwear, etc.

Old ladies and children checked and rechecked for an explosive in Malibu Barbie or bottle of Geritol.

Yet we are too politically correct to take a second look at Samar Al ben Ima Skyhook.

These events are actual events from history. They really happened! Do you remember?


HERE'S THE TEST

1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by:
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3.. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in
his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens , and a US Navy
diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other
was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of
people were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. And now we can add: In 2009, 31 people wounded and 13 American Soldiers murdered on base at Fort Hood.

The answers to to the above? Each and everyone:

You guessed it - A Muslim male extremist between the age of 17 and 40.

Uncle Bob is guessing Barry never took this test @ Harvard. Just a hunch.

Uncle Bob, the Underwear Bomber, and Barry

Well from the looks of this picture, Uncle Bob was totally off base in my previous post. I was concerned about the President's commitment to airline security and my safety.

Obviously Uncle Bob was mistaken. This gray-haired, blue gloved gentleman with some sort of pump jell in front of him has this Country protected.

Protected from what I don't know, but it does recall Uncle Bob's affection for the original Fletch movie.

"Using the whole fist, Doc?" Moon river...

Think we'll drive this summer.